To My Ex

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Darling,

Languid-Tepid-Shallow,
I thought I would be.
One breakup and days later,
I strongly disagreed.

To cleanse myself off you,
First I cursed you day and night.
Proved the theory within a week,
That out of sight is actually out of mind.

What was left of you after,
I stuffed it in a cardboard box.
No, I didn't burn you silly,
I sold all those things in a pawn shop.

I earned enough bucks and enough wisdom,
To not waste myself over one guy.
I kissed my future ever so tight,
And bid your memories a silent goodbye.

Still I feel I owe you,
For one blessing you gave me.
My life is much better without you,
Vivacious-Fascinating-Free.

My two pence in return,
Never make promises you can't keep.
Women label men like you as -
Loser-Worthless-Cheap.

Your Ex and a Super-girl


Comments

  1. LsMarch 9, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    Loved it!! LOL

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  2. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    haha.. that's apt and wonderful Saru! If a breakup can't break an ex.. a letter as such would definitely ;) :D

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  3. Ankita March 9, 2015 at 12:32 PM

    hahahah! that's one of the best poems on love and breakups I have read yet! great Saru :D

    Meira's art is really awesome :)

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    1. Saru SinghalMarch 18, 2015 at 12:38 PM

      Yes, Meira's work is amazing.

      Thanks for a lovely compliment, Ankita. :)

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  4. Red HandedMarch 9, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER....Just what I needed!!
    You had me at 'LANGUID-TEPID-SHALLOW'
    Loved it.

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  5. RachnaMarch 9, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    hahaha This was fun!

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  6. RamakrishnanMarch 9, 2015 at 1:54 PM

    Interesting ! I really loved this one.

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  7. Ankur AnandMarch 9, 2015 at 2:25 PM

    lol ..:D
    checked her page it's really very nice :)

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  8. AdityaMarch 10, 2015 at 12:02 AM

    Good - Positive - Vibrant!. I liked it.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 10, 2015 at 12:07 AM

    Great! And that's the way it should be ... loved the lines and the attitude. :)

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  10. Kokila guptaMarch 10, 2015 at 1:24 AM

    Lol... just loved it Saru... the 'striked-through' was fab :p

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  11. D.NambiarMarch 10, 2015 at 3:36 AM

    Super girl, that was superb!
    Love the energy and the freshness this poem gives off.

    Stay positive!

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  12. AnonymousMarch 10, 2015 at 4:52 AM

    Wonderful attitude.

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  13. nidhiMarch 10, 2015 at 6:54 AM

    WOW! Heads u to zou Super Gal!
    Nidhi

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  14. Yogi SaraswatMarch 10, 2015 at 7:05 AM

    I earned enough bucks and enough wisdom,
    To not waste myself over one guy.
    I kissed my future ever so tight,
    And bid your memories a silent goodbye.
    Words of wisdom and energy

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  15. LocomenteMarch 10, 2015 at 7:39 AM

    "Never make promises you can't keep." - May this be loud and clear enough that men know what we mean... Very good one... Glad that it ended!!!!

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  16. DhiyanaMarch 10, 2015 at 9:15 AM

    Loved the attitude!

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  17. UppalMarch 10, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    Interesting and naughty!

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  18. Rahul BhatiaMarch 10, 2015 at 11:31 AM

    That was a cute one, Saru:)

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  19. JasmeetMarch 10, 2015 at 11:43 AM

    hahaha its just more than wow :) much needed for me ;) feeling like a supergirl now

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  20. DwitiyMarch 10, 2015 at 12:49 PM

    superb ...

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  21. AnkionthemoveMarch 10, 2015 at 1:51 PM

    Oh very nice.I replicate the same words to the person who willingly betrayed me.Such #ssholes.Wel written.

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  22. Anita SabatMarch 10, 2015 at 2:07 PM

    Good riddance.
    Everything happens for one's own good! :)

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  23. ManiparnaMarch 10, 2015 at 3:51 PM

    Hehe...loved it Saru. You nailed it...:-P

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  24. AnanyaMarch 10, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    Lolz Ur humor really surprises me everytime.. u r so creative !


    AnanyaTales

    Facebook

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  25. Tomichan MatheikalMarch 11, 2015 at 5:33 AM

    Very strong words. I consider myself lucky that I have never come across people in the last 14 years (since I came to Delhi) who deserve such strong feelings. Probably because my attachments and contacts reduced. But in the past I did meet too many people to whom I would have said similar things. :)

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    1. Saru SinghalMarch 22, 2015 at 11:02 AM

      I guess, it has everything to do with experience and age. As we grow older we attain much wisdom to distance before such heartbreaks can occur.

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  26. SharuMarch 11, 2015 at 8:19 AM

    That's one awesome blow ! :D Awesome Saru!

    Cheers,
    Sharu :D

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  27. SusmitMarch 11, 2015 at 10:33 AM

    A befitting one.. Awesomely put!

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  28. joshi danielMarch 11, 2015 at 10:41 AM

    hehehe

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  29. Pebble In The Still WatersMarch 11, 2015 at 12:06 PM

    good one!

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  30. My EraMarch 11, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    Wonderfully put :)
    Loved the positive vibes.

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  31. Arvind PasseyMarch 11, 2015 at 1:13 PM

    Well, if this is a letter unsent, it surely cannot be as brave as it is made out to be. I love it as a poem, of course.

    Arvind Passey
    www.passey.info

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    1. Saru SinghalMarch 22, 2015 at 11:43 AM

      I can send it out if I know the address. Yes, I am very brave. Just kidding! Thanks for reading, Sir.

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  32. Aayesha S HakimMarch 12, 2015 at 2:40 AM

    Super loved it, Saru :D

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  33. ManognaMarch 12, 2015 at 4:03 AM

    Loved it..
    :D

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  34. UnknownMarch 12, 2015 at 4:56 AM

    Superbly written..loved it

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  35. www.lifepartneracademy.comMarch 12, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    Very nicely said Saru. I can say its striking just like the first word.....

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  36. UnknownMarch 12, 2015 at 8:05 AM

    Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!! Love the sense of humour!

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  37. AseemMarch 12, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    Now that's the perfect reply to an ex.The image goes perfectly with this poem :D.

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  38. KaranMarch 13, 2015 at 10:45 PM

    Loved reading and re-reading this .

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  39. Saurabh ChawlaMarch 14, 2015 at 11:00 PM

    Wow :) A wonderful one Saru :) I loved the ending very much :)

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  40. AnuPatMarch 15, 2015 at 12:32 PM

    :) :)...nice!

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  41. Mishilicious MishiMarch 17, 2015 at 12:10 PM

    Hello Saru:-)

    Its been ages, I hope you are doing fine. The piece is beautifully written as usual, I think I am going to need this soon to inbox somewhere;)
    Oh and I loved the layout of your page, can I have it too ? *fluttering eyelids*

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    1. Saru SinghalMarch 22, 2015 at 1:35 PM

      Welcome back. You can have it but I can't recall where I took it from... :(

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  42. Sri ValliMarch 19, 2015 at 2:06 AM

    This is awesome!! Breakups are heart-breaking, But this is how you should deal with it! :D Beautifully written Saru!

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  43. HemantMarch 19, 2015 at 10:17 AM

    Very appropriate and funny too....Now we wait for a reply :P

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  44. Saru SinghalMarch 22, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    They do! :)

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  45. Palak DuaApril 14, 2015 at 9:27 AM

    Super awesome this one was haha :)

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  46. Jayashree SrivatsanMay 19, 2015 at 9:59 AM

    Very nice Saru.... What a spirit the poem conveys :)

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  47. Shamsud AhmedJune 8, 2015 at 6:11 AM

    loved it :)

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  48. MKJune 14, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Good perspective!!

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  49. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2015 at 5:47 AM

    gr8

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  50. Binod MairtaSeptember 18, 2015 at 2:24 AM

    That is the way.

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  51. sarthak sagarOctober 20, 2015 at 12:52 PM

    haha.. enjoyed reading

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  52. Dr. Priyanka Shanbhag ShroffNovember 14, 2015 at 10:34 AM

    Wah! Loved this :)

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  53. UnknownJanuary 20, 2016 at 3:14 PM

    Haha , really loved it , ma'm :)

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  54. Jyotirmoy SarkarJanuary 25, 2016 at 10:47 AM

    Awesome Fantastic Nice Beautiful

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  55. Mahathi AnandApril 19, 2016 at 9:42 AM

    Taking something positive out of negative, we should learn it from you.
    Well written.

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  56. Vishal BheerooFebruary 24, 2018 at 12:08 AM

    Love the twists and turns making it a delirious read. A hatke letter to the ex :)

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