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Monday, May 11, 2015

The Two Minute Saga


Dear Husband,

Here's a simple math,
Read it with utter devotion.
There's foundation, concealer, blusher, face powder,
And these are totally different from body lotion.
It's an endless list,
Only for face you see.
And I apply the bare minimum,
The precise count is three.
First goes the face cream,
Followed by some circular movement of fingers on cheeks.
Different strokes depending on age and skin type,
Trust me, it's a fine technique.
It's either kohl or mascara next,
To dress my gorgeous eyes.
Remember that very place,
Where whole universe lies.
The last step of course is,
A gentle application of lip gloss my love,
And even for this bare minimum,
Two minutes are never enough.
Next time if you'll shout,
I will hand over your dream wife to you.
A packet of instant noodles,
Cooked under minutes two.

Your wife, not some fast food.

P. S. - Jo do minute mein taiyaar ho jaye, usey biwi nahin, noodles kahtey hain.

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118 comments:

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    1. @Prateek - As he said - he is always in trouble. He is a habitual offender. :P

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    2. @Alok - Glad you admitted that you are at fault, ALWAYS!

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    3. Husbands have to admit their mistake irrespective of the circumstances.. Right Alok? :D

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    4. @Binu - Hahaha... All you guys are on a mission, it seems.

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  2. Wow... Loved this one... Laughts...

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  3. hahahahahaha.. this should be a morning anthem in every household :P :D

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  4. hee hee!
    Perfect! This one needs to go viral. :)

    Very cute one, Saru. :)

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  5. hahah....amazing and super cute :) hope it doesn't impact if he is taking you out shopping :)

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  6. Hahaha. :)
    That tagline you're using is brilliant. I had all my teeth out while reading your post.

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  7. Hahaha! Seems to be the daily saga of my home! :D

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  8. Saru, i agree with you...it definitely takes more than 2 mins..

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  9. Wah wah ..kya khoob Saru, Now it is difficult to say who has a better sense of humour - you or Alok.

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    1. Guess, there should be a competition.

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    2. @Somali - Me, Me, Me :P

      @Alok - Really, you think you have a chance :D

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  10. totally hilarious yet so true :D
    http://docdivatraveller.blogspot.in/

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  11. Warning for Alok bhai!!
    There cannot be a better way ;)

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  12. Such a cute and funny poem! It made me grin from ear to ear. You have managed to write the utter truth of every woman's life in such wonderful lines.

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  13. Saruuuuu u r awsome . I also want a wife like you :P

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  14. You made me laugh early in the morning:)

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  15. hahaha Alok ne kya kar diya? You know I am the same lipgloss and kajal person. And, yet I always hear jaldi karo.

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    1. Maine kuch nahin kiya...logon se hi sikha hoon :)

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  16. LOlz... I love eating MAgiii n can eat ot literally everyday :)
    And of course never in life am i ready in 2 minutes ;)

    Me&MoM

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    1. No one is ready in 2 minutes, not even Maggi. :P

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  17. Ha ha ha:):D
    I so absolutely agree:)
    Awesome!!

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  18. Hahaha! No wonder I satisfied myself with noodles :) Never been very patient :)

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  19. Beginning is so fantastic. Rest is not for me coz I am also husband of somone. hahaha

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  20. good one Saru!

    www.hautekutir.com

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  21. Heheehehe....so well said Saru.... :-D :-D Alok, are you listening?

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    1. 2 minute ke 20 minutes kabhi accept nahin honge!

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    2. @SIS - Alok will never understand this :P

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  23. haha... awesome...

    well put... all men must read this... somehow this is a concept they dont get :)

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    1. Seriously, they don't understand anything. :P

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  24. Lol

    But technically even noodles are not prepared in 2 minutes
    So we all are good ;)

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  25. That's a amazing post.. fun read :)

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  26. Ha ha ha ha , but I dont like Noodles :) what shud i do ha ha ha

    Loved reading the poem saru excellent :) so has it been READ then :) he he he he

    Bikram's

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  27. Ha ha. I can't wait to share it with my Husband.. :D

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  28. LOL :P Takes me several hours, so bae always has buffer time calculated for when he tells me when to leave :P
    But my mother is capable of getting ready in two minutes :O I don't know how she manages to!

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    1. Good for you and yes, I don't know how our mothers managed.

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  29. Hahahaa, biwi hoon, noodles nahi.. too much!!
    What a humorous take!!
    Nice one!!
    The best I've read today.

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  30. Superb....every husband must read this.....

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  31. Hahaha, Over the years that I have followed your poems Saru, they have just impressed me every-time! This one was really entertaining :P

    Regards,
    Tanishq Sharma, Pehchaan India

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    1. Thank you, Tanishq and welcome here. :)

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  32. You always bring in something so good. Made my day :P just loved it.

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  33. Lol! Too good Saru! I started giggling while reading this and shared with VT :D

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  34. Bwahahahaha Alok. This is super Saru :P.

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  35. Now 2 minutes noodles are also banned :-p

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    1. Really? I wish this 2 minute comment is banned :P

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  36. ha ha ha ha ha...ROFL literally

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