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Monday, January 26, 2015

Jiya Jale!


Contrary to popular belief, I am not romantic, but I am high on drama. I am lovingly called nautanki by my darling family. I have to do everything with style and the ‘zara hatke’ bug itches me every time I plan to do something. What is life without a little spice, I ask? I don’t believe in love being a gentle breeze, it’s like a storm that sweeps you off your feet - bold and ferocious. And proposals should be like hindi movie trailer - action mixed with the masti of an item number, and dashed with just the right amount of emotions.

This Valentine’s Day, I am planning to propose the man of my dreams, leaving all subtleties behind. I would bring action, music and daring in a never before avatar. And for that, I have to empty my wallet, rehearse a bit and grease the palms of few people. Dekho, itna toh pyaar mein karna hi padta hai! Since the love of my life is overbusy and works even on weekends, I am planning to surprise him at his office where he would least expect me. The plan is to bribe the security guards at his office and ask them to turn on the fire alarm, and then, the action would begin. The blaring noise of the fire alarm would announce the arrival of my prince charming. What next? Well, like a hindi movie hero, I would manage everything single handedly. I would park my car just in front of the fire exit of his building and hop on its rooftop with a box of his favorite kaju katli in one hand. Haven’t you heard - way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Why leave any stone unturned? You see, my movie has everything, even sweetness. In another hand, I would hold my iPod which would be connected to my Bose iPod Dock, poor thing would finally serve some purpose.

Then, as he would descent from heavens above, I mean, the fifth floor, I would play a nice medley of ‘Jiya Jale’ and ‘Love is on fire’. With two fire songs and actual fire alarm, mind you, I would be creating a trilogy of some sorts. With the music playing in the background, I would declare my love to the world and propose to him. Fine, in front of whosoever is slogging on weekend with him. In fact, I have written a “soulful” poem to propose him -

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How you wonder - what is this yaar?
Up above the car so high,
This ladki is proposing this guy!

...And I would point towards him. Have you seen such depth or seriousness before? Nahin naa!

So, ladies and gentlemen, this is how I am planning to propose the man I love and hope he says yes. Nahin toh, yeh basanti car se kud ke apni jaan de degi.

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72 comments:

  1. Hai...kya scene hoga...best wishes...with a wink :)

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  2. That's really brave of you. Hope you get your Veeru.:-)

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  3. That's definitely dramatic and romantic too. :D
    There are so few scenes where girls propose. The boys are the ones, who always get to plan such stuff.
    Have a lovely weekend!

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    1. True!

      Hope you had a lovely long weekend.

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  4. hahahaha this is so sweet :D I am pretty sure any guy would be floored... or maybe run away as fast as possible :P Enjoyed reading this fun write.

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    1. Ah, run away... *Sobs*

      Thanks for a lovely comment. :)

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  5. truly Hatke fare! sweet imagination unfolded!

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  6. Ha haa :D Everything is fair in love... Basanti is too naughty!
    Enjoyed this dramatic romantic story, Saru :)
    TC! Keep smiling :)

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    1. Thank you, Sindhu. Glad you enjoyed it.

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  7. Lol! This is totally purely nautanki. Loved this side of yours. :D

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  8. Ha ha - that would be a great way to propose!

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  9. oh i am damn sure he is gonna say YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Bikram's

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  10. Now that is one awesome way to propose ;). Am sure this Basanti would be quite an exciting lady to meet :D.

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  11. Hahahah....Saru, eh achanak kya ho gaya re tujhe? had fun reading

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    1. Hehehe... Basanti pagal ho gayi hai :D

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  12. "I don’t believe in love being a gentle breeze, it’s like a storm that sweeps you off your feet - bold and ferocious."
    Loved this, Saru :)

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  13. Hahahaha
    Really amusing.. and very rare... I haven't seen anything like that before!!!
    Par yeh dekh ke, kiska jiya jale???

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  14. Great idea! You're quite the comic. Thoroughly enjoyed the mental pictures.

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  15. Saruji, is kahan mein drama hai, comedy hai, tragedy hai, pyar hai, shararath hai, Jai Ho! At the end of the proposal, the question should be "Hum Aapke Hain Kaun?

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  16. Hahaha. What a jugalbandi it will be between the spice of Gol Gappa from Chat Bhandar and your bollywood esstyle. Now i know what you and Alok want, i would anticipate a great memoir for coming valentine :)

    I had read something last year on valentine too. Read in leisure,
    Between You, Me and Valentine - Are love celebrations dead?
    http://sinhasat302.blogspot.in/2014/02/between-you-me-valentine.html

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    1. Hahaha... If he does that, I will be highly embarrassed.

      Looking forward to read yours.

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  17. Hi!

    You have been nominated for the 'Very Inspiring Blogger Award'. More details are on my blog.

    Cheers!

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    1. Thank you so much, Ankita. Truly honored.

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  18. Nautanki indeed :). What a scene !

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  19. what an idea....atleast he will get something interesting out of the boring office routine...gud luck!!!

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  20. That is pretty ingenious, Saru:) Best of luck!

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  21. I can imagine the scene unfolding on an American street, people staring at you like they would, if they saw a Bollywood 'Musical' being shot.
    Jai Ho, Saru! :)

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    1. Why sugar coat it by saying 'musical', it's item number, Dee. ;)

      If I ever attempt this on Times Square, I bet many crazy heads will join me.

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  22. LOL, you are funny.

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  23. That sure is the way to go! I loved that Basanthi wont take no for an answer :P ;)
    hehehe
    The love of your life will be surely impressed. (Hopefully he will ignore the false fire alarms :P )

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  24. Koodne ki naubat nahi ayegi!
    Am sure the guy will be so impressed that he'll agree :)
    Great ideas, Saru! Lucky guy :)

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  25. Wow am really insipired by ur awesome idea :)
    Pls share some pics wen u actually are doin this..

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    1. Hahaha... Yeah sure, I hope I would manage to click some before cops arrest me :P

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  26. Lol! That was so funny!! Anyone would be embarrassed to say yes to that ! 100% success rate wala proposal idea !

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  27. Wow Saru...how romantic ! please give some idea to propose my man :) :)

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  28. If this happens (and I am assuming it will), can you pls capture it and share! Will be awesome to watch Saru :)

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    1. Hahahaa... And die of embarrassment later on. :P

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